Thursday, June 23, 2005

The Monarchists Digging Heels


I don't know what the king and his courtiers are thinking, but they are nowhere close to seeing the light. They don't see what is at stake. Some examples have to be brought in to explain the situation, as to what is at stake.
  1. Ferdinand Marcos ..... his regime was marred by widespread corruption and political mismanagement by his cronies, which culminated with the assassination of Benigno Aquino Jr.. Marcos can be considered the quintessential kleptocrat, having supposedly looted billions of dollars from the Filipino treasury ...... a notorious nepotist, appointing family members and close friends to high positions in his government ..... Marcos was driven into exile ..... He and his wife, Imelda Marcos, went into exile in Hawaii and were later indicted for embezzlement in the United States. Marcos died in Honolulu, Hawaii in 1989 of kidney failure.
  2. Nicolae Ceauşescu ..... In 1989 Ceauşescu was showing signs of complete denial of reality. While the country was going through extremely difficult times with long bread lines in front of empty food stores, he was often shown on state TV entering stores jampacked with food supplies and praising the "high living standard" achieved under his rule. In the fall of 1989, daily TV broadcasts were showing endless scrolling lists of CAPs (kolkhozes) with alleged record harvests, in blatant contradiction with the shortages experienced by the average Romanian at the time....... Ceauşescu's regime collapsed after a series of violent events in Timişoara and Bucharest in December 1989...... Demonstrations in the city of Timişoara were triggered by the government-sponsored attempt to evict László Tőkés, an ethnic Hungarian church minister, accused by the government of inciting ethnic hate. Members of his ethnic Hungarian congregation surrounded his apartment in a show of support. Romanian students spontaneously joined the demonstration, which soon lost nearly all connection to its initial cause and became a more general anti-government demonstration. Regular military forces, police and Securitate fired on demonstrators on December 17, 1989..... Ceauşescu's senile reaction to the events had already become part of the country's collective memory. By the morning of December 22, the rebellion had already spread to all major cities.... the generals who were part of the conspiracy (led by general Victor Stănculescu) did their best to create such terrorist stories in order to induce fear and to draw the army on the conspirators' side. Generally, there is a consensus that there were some people instigating terror, and that others effectively caused incidents out of confusion. ...... The presidential couple kept moving through the countryside more or less aimlessly. Near Târgovişte they abandoned the helicopter, which was ordered to land by the army, which by that time had already declared Romania to be restricted air space. The flight included grotesque episodes: a car chase to evade citizens attempting an arrest, leaving behind of their aides, a short stay in a school. The Ceauşescus were finally held in a police car for several hours, while the policemen listened to the radio, presumably in an attempt to get a clue as to which political faction was about to win. Police eventually turned over the presidential couple to the army....... The "trial" and execution were videotaped. The footage was promptly released in France and other western countries. Several days later, the footage of their trial (but not of their execution) was released on television for the Romanian public.
  3. Saddam Hussein ..... He was captured at approximately 8:30 PM Iraqi time on December 13, in an underground "spider hole" at a farmhouse in ad-Dawr near his home town Tikrit, in what was called Operation Red Dawn. ..... Some reported that Saddam Hussein had actually been captured by the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan and then drugged before being placed in the spider hole to be found by American troops...... Members of the Governing Council who spoke with Saddam after his capture reported that he was unrepentant, claiming to have been a "firm but just ruler." Later it emerged that the tip-off which led to his capture came from a detainee under interrogation.
On the other hand, you have the example of Norodom Sihanouk. ..... reigned as King of Cambodia until he announced his abdication on October 7, 2004, and is now "King-Father of Cambodia", a position in which he retains many of his former prerogatives as king. .... two terms as king, two as sovereign prince, one as president, two as prime minister, and one as Cambodia's non-titled head of state, as well as numerous positions as leader of various governments in exile..... The next year, on April 4, 1976, the Khmer Rouge forced Sihanouk out of office again and into political retirement. He then sought refuge in the People's Republic of China and in North Korea....... The Vietnamese invasion of Cambodia in December 1978 ousted the Khmer Rouge. Although wary of the Khmer Rouge, Prince Sihanouk eventually joined forces with them in order to provide a united front against the Vietnamese...... Peace negotiations between the CGDK and the PRK commenced shortly thereafter and continued until 1991 when all sides agreed to a comprehensive settlement which they signed in Paris...... Although the King had very limited political power, in mid-February 2004, after watching scenes of jubilant gay and lesbian couples receiving marriage licenses in San Francisco, California, he announced that Cambodia, too, should recognize same-sex marriage. In the same statement, he also expressed support for transvestites. While carrying no legal force, this proclamation (in which he states that God loves a "wide range of tastes") held considerable moral weight in a nation where the King continued to enjoy substantial popularity for a lifetime of efforts on behalf of his country's independence...... He became one of the first heads of state in the region to have a personal website, which has proven a cult hit, drawing more than a thousand visitors a day, a substantial portion of his nation's Internet users. Royal statements usually appear posted there on a daily basis for his subjects' perusal....... announced his abdication of the throne on October 7, 2004. The Cambodian constitution made no provision for such a move

Much is at stake, and time is running out. The king should engage the seven parties in dialogue immediately. And dialogue necessarily means give and take. It is not about trying to force the other party to your point of view.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

1000 Multifarious Uses Of Article 127


Article 127 can be used to:
  1. Dissolve parliament.
  2. Revolve parliament.
  3. Evolve parliament.
  4. Involve parliament.
  5. Resolve disputes.
  6. Light fires.
  7. Ignite hailstorms.
  8. Erupt volcanoes.
  9. Inititate earthquakes.
  10. Clean up Bagmati.
  11. Stop Bagmati in its tracks if it refuses the clean up.
  12. Cause a catastrophe upon Prachanda.
  13. Find out Prachanda actually is not a person but a doll the Maoists worship.
  14. Unearth secrets.
  15. Divulge secrets.
  16. Propagate secrets.
  17. Secretly propagate.
  18. For propaganda.
  19. Turn Girija into a permanent backbencher.
  20. Turn Baburam illiterate.
  21. Turn Ram Chandra Poudel silent.
  22. Invite the Dalai Lama to Lumbini.
  23. To create information.
  24. To disseminate information.
  25. To send out trojan horse viruses across the internet.
  26. To intervene in foreign countries.
  27. To redefine democracy and human rights for the new millenium.
  28. To refine oil. Mustard oil, custard oil, bastard oil, let's start oil.
  29. To install a salt factory.
  30. To stall a revolution.
  31. To forestall dialogue.
  32. To go comatose.
  33. To fend off criticisms.
  34. To inuagurate.
  35. To suffocate.
  36. To obliviate.
  37. To promulgate.
  38. To sustain.
  39. To disdain.
  40. To despair.
  41. To conspire.
  42. To prosper.
  43. To whisper.
  44. Conquer.
  45. Obliterate.
  46. Resolve Kashmir, Palestine, Ireland and Capitol Hill disputes on a permament basis.
  47. Say hello to Moriarty.
  48. Play golf with Moriarty and send Ram Sharan Mahat into fits: "Made my blood boil."
  49. To tour: China, Dubai, Dhaka, if possible, Macau, Hong Kong, Trinidad, Fiji, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Cuba, North Korea.
  50. Alleviate Fidel Castro's loneliness.
  51. Make Musharraf feel like he is the modern day Karl Marx, a man with influence beyond his land.
  52. To send Advani to Pakistan on a clean up exercise.
  53. Arrest, release, re-arrest, re-release, re-re-arrest, re-re-release Deuba until Deuba gets tired of it.
  54. Send 50 police officers after Deuba, 150 after Girija, 250 after MaKuNe and 350 after Peter Pan Giri. Send the leftovers after Prachanda, if there are any.
  55. Magically disappear 20 million rupees from Nepal Bank Limited and make it reappear in Bangalore.
  56. Hijack democracy, and give it back one ounce at a time, because it is not Dashain yet.
  57. To wake up Bishta and Giri from the near dead.
  58. To pronounce Badri Mandal as an almost cabinet member.
  59. To induct RK Mainali into the cabinet, and have CK Mainali green with envy.
  60. To militarily capture Gorkha from the Maoists.
  61. To discover the People's Army folks are seldom in uniform.
  62. To bring an end to RNA desertions.
  63. To send an arrest warrant after SD Muni.
  64. Turn Sharad Chandra Shah onto the soccer field so the people can take a good look at him.
  65. Revive street demonstrations.
  66. Tease the idea of parliamentary revival.
  67. Go abroad where even uncensored media don't talk no nonsense.
  68. Prune grass on the Narayanhiti lawns.
  69. Fly helicopters.
  70. Land in some Yadav's backyard, and claim it for a helipad.
  71. To nationalize all private property to pre-empt the Maoists.
  72. To get rid of FM radio stations forever, and instead introduce the use of loud speakers.
  73. To send spies to Delhi to find out what the Indian newspapers have been up to.
  74. To prevent Sikkimization, Tibetizatinon, fossilization, renaissance, and revolution.
  75. To stay put, dig heels and pass it on as resolve.
  76. To fundamentally misunderstand George W.'s "terrorism" rhetoric and blame it back on George W. because W. can't pronounce words right in the first place.
  77. To make the Dharahara stand up straight.
  78. To jump off the Dharahara with a handy umbrella, open it up only half way down. Like Mao swam down the Yellow River to recapture the imagination of the great proletarian Chinese people.
  79. To congratulate Kim Jong Seriously Ill on his gimmicks like he congratulated.
  80. To challenge Prachande to a nationally televised debate. Also to be webcast for the 700 protesting Nepalis in Washington DC who Gorkhapatra claimed had been hired for a sum total of $35,000. That is $50 a piece, Hem Bahadur style.
  81. To enhance tourism.
  82. To energize the economy.
  83. To ameliorate the situation.
  84. To do other good deeds on the shopping list.
  85. To challenge Girija to spell his name.
  86. So Pashupati Rana ain't nobody no more. And?
  87. For royal participation in street demonstrations as an outreach program.
  88. Celebrate monsoon in ways never done before.
  89. Take away all the holidays for one year, so people realize what they might be missing. It ain't just democracy.
  90. To mistake Moriarty as the ambassador from Greenland, and shame him into resuming military aid.
  91. Threaten to cut his water supply and blame it on the monsoon if the threat need be carried out.
  92. To build a east west Gyanendra Highway in the Himal region to rival its counterpart in the Terai.
  93. Make it four lane.
  94. Pretend all residents of Ramechhap are tourists.
  95. Hang up the phone every time Vajpayee calls. He is no longer Prime Minister.
  96. Say, Chandrashekhar who?
  97. Root for the Scindias so the Indians can have a taste of monarchy too.
  98. Offer to go back to Gorkha. The rest of Nepal can go to hell.
  99. Invite all exiled politicians to a party at the palace. Arrest them after getting them drunk.
  100. Declare the civil war over.
I am sure King G can come with the other 900 items on the list.
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